December 8th Humor
* A man was an antique collector and one of his prize dishes cracked right through the middle. He decided he would send away to the manufacturer in China to get replicas made to exactly match the material and pattern. He gave them very specific instructions to match the pattern and even sent the insured old plate to them as a sample. Several weeks later he go his shipment. The original cracked plate was returned and the six others he ordered were also cracked in exactly the same way.
@ On a long Sunday of football my wife commented that the TV networks must think the average fan is pretty stupid because they have to show the whole game over again with replays. I told her it was not the IQ of the average fan, but at any time during any game somewhere there was a wife walking in front of the TV set during a crucial play.
“I spent over $10,000 on voice lessons.” “I would love for you to meet my brother.” “Is he an opera fan too?” “No, he is a lawyer and he might be able to get your money back.”