December 15th Humor
* An American tourist stopped at an Inn in a small French village and ordered a couple of scrambled eggs for lunch. Afterward he noted that with astonishment he then charged five dollars apiece for the eggs and asked, “Are eggs scarce here?” “No, monsieur,” said the innkeeper. “Eggs are plentiful, but Americans, they are scarce.”
@ A shocked housewife was approached by a man on the city street: “Why should a big strong man like you be out begging?” “Well Mam, it is the only profession I know in which a gentleman can address a beautiful, sophisticated woman like you without an introduction.”
A hiker in Alaska had a dangerous encounter with three hungry bears. The bears had the hiker trapped up against a big rock, but she was able to escape after setting down her bowl of porridge and slowly backing away.