December 21st Humor
@ Confidence: that quality which permits an individual to do crossword puzzles with a magic marker.
# The guide on our tour bus at Gettysburg drove around the battlefield and pointed out the sites. Curiously, every one of them celebrated the bravery and creativity of the Rebels in the battle. For example he pointed out “That at this creek two brave boys from Georgia captured an entire Union regiment…” One of the lady tourists spoke up and asked, “Didn’t the North win the battle of Gettysburg?” The guide snapped back, “Nope, and they aint gonna as long as I am driving this bus.”
A deaf man in Bennettsville, South Carolina, filed for divorce because his wife “was always nagging him in sign language.”
A woman in Hardwick, Georgia, divorced her husband on the grounds that he “stayed home too much and was much too affectionate.”