December 29th Humor
* If you are a movie director, how do you get a wild buffalo to attack a man without endangering either creature? It turned out in the movie “Dances with Wolves” they had a stunt Buffalo that loved Oreo cookies. So in the scene where the buffalo comes charging at the hero, the real action is the behind the star in a big pile of Oreos waiting.
@ Working at the post office, I’m used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded with my “calmest” voice, “What’s the trouble?” “I went out this morning,” she began, “and when I came home I found a card that says the mailman tried to deliver a package, but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing.” After apologizing, I got her parcel. “Oh, good,” she gushed. We’ve been waiting for these for ages.” “What is it?” I asked. “My husband’s new hearing aids.”
President Obama and his family are spending the holidays in Hawaii, and while they’re gone, they got a fence jumper to house sit. Tomorrow, he will be in Hawaii playing golf with Raul Castro and the Pope.