January 4th Jokes
* Working as a stockman one of my least favorite jobs was cleaning up spills in the store. One time, I got paged to clean up at one of the registers. As I worked with my pail and mop I noticed a lady just staring at the whole procedure with a slight smile. I asked her, “May I help you?” ‘Oh, no” she said with a laugh, “I just love to watch men mop.”
# The young lady queried the doctor after her surgery. “Doctor will the scar show?” The doc replied, “That is entirely up to you.”
My husband had reluctantly agreed to come shopping with me. But when he found himself stuck in the lingerie section while I tried on one garment after another, he regretted his decision impatient and bored, he asked the sales clerk, “is there anything in this store for men?” “Sir, she said, “everything in this store is for men.”