January 6th Jokes
Did you hear about the $2500 Indian real economy car? It has an airbag you have to blow up yourself.
People were coming over and I was frantically trying to get the house ready and also driving my family crazy, barking out orders to pick up this, set up that, do not mess up the living room. While she was cleaning the kitchen, I realized I had pushed my daughter too far. “Mary,” I snapped at my 12-year-old, “where is the broom?” “I don’t know, mom,” she fired back. “Where did you put it when you landed?”
I was coming home from a business trip lugging a couple of cases through the parking garage of the airport. As looked around a big black car pulled up to me and squealed to a stop, the driver rolled down the window and said “Get in and I will take you to your car.” I said, “No thanks, I can get there easily myself.” The man in the car barked, “Come on, get in” and opened the door on the passenger side of his car. I started to scan the area for a security guard or an emergency phone. Then the driver’s face softened to a plea as he explained, “I have been driving around this garage for half an hour and I cannot find a space, I want to take yours.”