January 20th Jokes
# Women’s liberation will not have been achieved until a woman: can become paunchy and bald and still think she’s attractive to the opposite sex. Until we read about an absent minded woman driving away and forgetting her husband at the filling station. Until there are as many men as there are women rushing home from work to prepare dinner.
One farmer was the owner of beautiful prize jersey bulls. A stranger admired the animals browsing on the hillside and drove around to the farmer and asked, “How much would you take for one of your bulls?” The farmer scratched his head for a moment and then asked, “Are you a tax assessor or has he been killed by the railroad.”
George Burns punctuated this story with a flick of his cigar. “A woman said to me, Is it true you still go out with young girls?” I said, “Yes, it’s true.” She said, “is it true that you still smoke 15 to 20 cigars a day?” I said, “Yes, it’s true”. She said, “Is it true that you still take a few drinks every day”? I said, “Yes, it’s true”. She asks, “What does your doctor say?” I said, “He is dead.”