January 21st Jokes
* I think my wages are frozen, one worker said to another. When I opened my pay envelope, a light went on.
@ While serving as a church usher, was carrying out a tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After her return to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next party, I greeted to strangers and asked them where they would like to sit. Looking confused, the young man smiled and said, “Non smoking, please.”
We had made some changes in our life. My husband had recently lost 50 pounds and I had taken a job in a restaurant. When I returned home from my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug and he clung to me for much longer than usual. I asked, “Did you miss me that much today, dear?” He said, “No, but you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go.”