January 28th Jokes
@ I called the temp agency looking for work, and they ask if I had any phone skills. I responded, ” I called you didn’t I?”
First spinster, “Why did you sell your double bed and buy twin beds?” Second spinster, “because every night I look under the bed to see if a man is there. With two beds my chances a doubled.”
* As an avid skier, Eric listened every winter day to the ski report. He sprang to the phone when the announcer offered a free whole days lift tickets to the 7th caller. As soon as he dialed the number he was greeter with the magic words, “You are the winner.” He was so excited he jumped up and swung around, dropped the phone and lost the call.