January 2nd Jokes
* A woman in our town called the police department and complained, “People are speeding on our street. Endangering the lives of children walking to school.” The next morning she herself was stopped for speeding. “But, officer,” she said, “I’m the person called yesterday to tell the police about the speeders.” “Well then, ma’am,” he replied, “handing her a ticket you should be really happy we caught one.”
* My brother was alarmingly me by speeding through a red light. I said “What if the traffic cameras are watching you?” “Stop worrying,” he sighs, “It doesn’t matter if they are watching or not,” he assured me. ” I don’t have license plates yet.”
“Did you have a natural childbirth?” “Why? Do you have natural surgery or natural dentistry? I had a Jewish princess delivery: they knocked me out at the first pain and didn’t wake me up until the hairdresser showed.”