February 23rd Jokes
* I knew a guy with such a bad case of insomnia that the sheep got tired and quit.
@ A man ran into the drug store and commanded the pharmacist to give him something right away to stop the hiccups. The pharmacist slapped him across the face. The man demanded to know why he had been struck. The pharmacist declared, “You don’t have hiccups now do you?” “No”, answered the young man, “but my wife in the car does.”
@ A lady visited a dermatologist complaining of a skin rash. She told the doctor she had the rash for some time now. The Doc asked, “Have you been treated for this rash before?” “Yes, by my druggist.” “And what kind of foolish advice did the druggist give you?” “He told me to come and see you.”