March 1 Humor
The census taker introduced himself to a woman who was working in the yard and asked if he could interview her. She agreed to be interviewed and let the man inside for a minute. He started with a few demographic questions and then ask about her family. “So, how many children do you and your husband have”, he asked. “Four: Eeenie, Meenie, Mynnie, and George.” The census taker replied amused, ‘Why did you name your fourth child George?” “Because we didn’t want any Moe.”
# My sister works at the ticket booth of a wildlife drive through park. One day a woman drove up to the ticket booth in a convertible.” I’m sorry, ma’am”, my sister said, “but the bears will destroy the top of your car if you drive through the park. Would you like to use one of the junk cars we keep your for these situations?” “A junk car?” the woman said reluctantly. “How about if I just put the top down.”
@The 1st Airborne Reconnaissance Company had a problems getting central to supply them with reserve parachutes for their troops. They had written and called and requisitioned but the needed chutes never came. One day the got a letter from head- quarters trying to resolve the situation. Among other excuses the clerk asked, “Since the primary parachutes open successfully most of the time, is there a continuing need for these reserve chutes?”