March 4th Jokes
* The young couple walked into a car dealer’s showroom and was taken aback by the suggested price of compact car. “But that’s almost the same cost as a big car,” the husband said. “Well,” said the salesman, “if you want economy, you’ve got to pay for it.”
@ Our granddaughter was asked to write a story for her second grade class about her personal hero. She chose her father and he was tickled to hear that. “Why did you pick me,” he asked. The girl replied, “Because I could not spell Arnold Schwarzenegger.”
@ Teacher: “Class, it’s an interesting linguistic fact, in English, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language in which a double positive combine to make a negative. A student stood and said, “Yeah, right.”