March 8th Jokes
@ An enthusiastic fisherman was bragging about his trip to a Colorado river. One friend asked, “Are there really any trout in that river.” “Thousands of them” came the reply. “Will they bite easily?” came the next question. The traveler responded, “Will they bite? They are vicious. A man has to hide behind a tree to bait his hook.”
My wife comes home and complains I have spread my stuff all over the house, then she cleans it up. I come home and she’s organized the refrigerator magnets in perfect rows and columns. Now tell me, which one of us is nuts?
I was reading labels. Why are lemon pie filling and lemonade made with artificial flavors, but dish soap and furniture polish are made with real lemon juice.