March 14th Jokes
* Wally & Sven go on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. Sven says, “The way I figure it, Wally, each one of fish cost us $400.” Wally says, “Well, at that price it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more than we did.”
* Recent studies claim there are millions of adults who can’t read or count and if you don’t believe it, take a look at the folks in front of you at the express checkout line.
Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck at a store known for sexy lingerie. To my delight however, I found just what I was looking for. Waiting in line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown. This confirmed what I had suspected all along, that despite being over 50, I still have a very “with it” attitude. “I see we have the same taste,” I said proudly to the 20-year-old standing behind me. “Yes,” she replied. “I’m getting this for my grandmother.”