March 22nd Jokes
* The politician was pretty pumped since he felt he had delivered a wonderful stump speech that was educational and motivational. He looked out over the audience and asked, “Are there any questions?” One man in the rear raised his hand and asked, “Who else is running?”
At the county clerk’s office where I work, a couple of applying for a marriage license complained they were having a hard time finding a clergyman who would tie the knot without requiring premarital counseling. “What do I need counseling for?” The groom to be moaned. “I’ve already been married three times.”
Mark Twain was famous for debating people. He got into a debate with a Mormon about polygamy. The Mormon asked Twain, “Can you tell me one verse of the bible that says polygamy is forbidden?” Twain sucked up a deep breath and said, “Sure it says in there somewhere, No man can serve two masters.”