April 8th Jokes
#A very fat man got into the elevator and just as the door closed and very thin man ran into the car. The fat man looked him over and said, “From the looks of you there might have been a famine.” The thin man looked him over and said. “From the looks of you, You might have caused it.”
@ After my friend James moved to Florida from Massachusetts, he immediately took advantage of the good fishing in the area. After assembling the gear that he’d use for freshwater fishing up North, he settled in a popular spot on the intercoastal waterway, attached his favorite lure to his line and cast it out. Within a minute he caught a beautiful 8 pound fish. The local fishermen gazing in admiration as James brought the big catch ashore and offered it to one of the spectators. Accepting with gratitude, the old man asked, “What kind of bait did you use to land this beauty?” “My favorite silver spinner.” James responded proudly call. “No,” the old-timer exclaimed. “You can’t catch anything on that. You’ve got to use live shrimp.”
MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 2014 season. When asked about it, Rose said, “I hope they do, cause I’ve got $500 riding on it.”