April 11th Jokes
# A doctor was appearing as an expert witness on behalf of a man injured in a car accident and was being badgered by an overbearing attorney. “You say doctor, that you are familiar with the symptoms of a brain concussion. Is that correct?” “Yes it is.” “Well then doctor please tell me and the jury: if you and I were riding in a car and another car struck us at high speed such that our heads were banged together, in your opinion would we suffer a brain concussion?” “It is my opinion,” replied the doctor, “that I would and you would not.”
% My husband took our daughter out for her very first driving lesson. He began this important task by asking her, “What is the first thing you do when you get in the car?” Without a moment hesitation she replied, “Turn on the radio.”
@ Did you hear that they’re starting to make James Bond movies again but now they’ll probably have to use politically correct names for women like, “Brains of plenty.”