May 12th Humor
* A man called 911 reporting he had been robbed of more than $2000 in cash. Police were dispatched and they found the man beaten, bruised, and very angry. It took the police only a few minutes to get there because they head been summoned just a few minutes before to respond to a bank robbery in the same area. The attacked man turned out to be the bank robber, who lost the money mugged shortly after the heist.
# While visiting someone at the hospital I noticed that most of the young nurses had apple pins on the lapels of their uniforms. Curious, I asked one of the attractive young girls what the pins were for. She explained, “Those pins are just to keep the doctors away.”
East Coast Residents: As a media professional, I assure you it’s OK to stand outside in a hurricane as long as you’re holding a microphone.