May 13th Humor
* A man threw his change at the cup of a blind beggar on the street and some of it missed and came tumbling to the ground and rolled around. The seated man in dark glasses quickly scooped up the spilled coins. The donor spoke up, “I thought you were blind?” “No, I am not the regular blind man that works this corner. I am just taking his place while he is at lunch.”
% A reporter was interviewing Sir Winston Churchill. “What do you say, sir”, he asked, “to the prediction that in the year 2020 women will be ruling the world?” Churchill smiled his wise old cherub smile, “They still will, eh?”
“Hillary Clinton had a big night, picking up victories in seven states. While speaking in Miami last night Hillary said, ‘I believe what we need in America today is more love and kindness.’ Then she added, ‘And I will crush anyone who won’t let me do it.'”