May 27th Humor
* A lady had just come back from her cruise in the Caribbean. She went on and on about all the food; the selection and quality. She told us you could eat at anytime and have seconds at breakfast lunch and dinner. The she added, “The strangest thing, you know the salt water shrunk my bathing suit.”
% The banking crisis has gotten so bad that three different banks are holding sub prime mortgages with the Golden Gate bridge as collateral.
People were coming over and I was frantically trying to get the house ready and also driving my family crazy, barking out orders to pick up this, set up that, do not mess up the living room. While she was cleaning the kitchen, I realized I push my daughter too far. “Mary,” I snapped at my 12-year-old, “Where is the broom?” “I don’t know, mom,” she fired back. “Where did you put it when you landed.”