May 31st Humor
* The main reason we had admitted and Alaska to the United States was that it would make Texas the second biggest state.
# John Smith had the misfortune to be a witness to an armed robbery. The police came and began to take statements. The investigating officer approached him and asked his name. He answered “John Smith”. The cop replied, “Cut the comedy and give me your name.” “All right,” John replied put me down as Winston Churchill.” The cop said, “That’s more like it, you cannot pull that John Smith crap on me.”
Two women were walking along the streets of London when the music of wonderful chimes hit them. One of the women remarked to the other, “Isn’t that wonderful music?” “I didn’t hear what you said,” replied the other. “Aren’t those chimes beautiful,” repeated the first speaker again the other woman failed to catch the words and the first speaker said for the third time: “Isn’t that lovely music?” “It is no use,” came the answer, “those damn bells make so much noise I can’t hear what you are saying.”