June 1st jokes
The Beatles sang “All you need is love” and then they broke up.
I was stepping out of the shower and my four-year-old daughter burst through the bathroom door. “Excuse me.” I said. “I am naked.” She responded, “Don’t worry, I won’t laugh at you.”
* A relative had our family tree traced back to its mid-evil roots in England. On a trip to Britain, my wife and I visited the Goodrich Castle, which bears our name. Near the castle’s entrance was a little shed were a woman was taking tickets. I jokingly told her that my name was Goodrich and that I had come from the United States to claim the castle. “Oh, good,” she explained, “We have been waiting for you to pay the last nine hundred years in back taxes.”