June 8th Humor
* One of the display freezers in our store broke and we quickly removed all the product from the shelves and moved it to the back room freezer. A customer came in and started reading the sign on the display case out loud. “Low Cholesterol, low Sodium, reduced fat. Ice cream” Only then did he notice there was nothing in the case. He muttered, “I knew it was too good to be true,” and stomped off.
Before you get into an argument you should walk a mile in your antagonist’s shoes. That way you will be a mile away and you will have their shoes.
With today’s focus on exercising, I tried to talk my husband into joining me on a 20 minute walk each night. One evening after reading an article called, “Brighten your sex life,” I felt I had a new argument to present. I told my husband, according to what I read, if you just walked 20 minutes a day it would improve his sex life. He replied, “Who do I know that is 20 minutes away?”