June 16th Humor
* Did you notice how they say George Washington never told a lie but they never make the same claim about Lincoln. Do you think this has anything to do with his being a lawyer?
@ I drive a Ford focus. Want to know how small the Focus is? You know when you come to a parking spot that you think is open, but it’s not, that is a Focus.
The grieving window was discussing her late husband with a friend. “My Albert was such a good man and I miss him so. He provided very well for me with that $500,000 insurance policy, but I would give $1000 of the just to have him back.”