June 20th Humor
* Zeke asked Buck, “Were you ever married.” “Sure was, but my wife ran away on me.” “How did that happen.” Buck responded, “She ran away while I was taken a bath.” Zeke offered. “I bet she waited a long time for that opportunity.”
@ A Texan died and went to the pearly gates. After a few days in heaven his bragging was getting on everyone’s nerves. No matter where he went in paradise he always said Texas had something better. Finally, Saint Peter took him to the edge of heaven and pointed straight down into the fiery depths of hell and asked, “Do you have something like that in Texas?” “No sir,” the oilman replied, “but we have some guys down in Houston who can put it out.”
This guy was so boring that when he fell overboard from a cruise ship, the sharks circled him three times and then lost interest.