June 21st Humor
* It was fall harvest, so my brother and sister-in-law took their grandsons, Brandon and Connor to visit their first farm. Brandon had never had a candy apple, so Nancy bought one for him. “Connor would you like one?” she asked. “Say no,” Brandon whispered to his brother after taking a bite. “There’s a real apple in there.”
One farmer came upon another in town and asked, “Well Sam, How’s crops”? Sam thought for a minute and reported: “Waal, the fillin’ station and the Dairy Queen ain’t doing so well, but it looks like Macbeth in the barn is going to be held over for another week.”
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young woman in the rear raised her hand and ventured, “A basketball coach?”