June 22nd Humor
* I’m not going to say the election was rigged, but the winner got votes from three out of every two registered voters.
@ The reason I climb mountains is because they are there. That is the reason everyone else goes around them.
Two women were taking their morning break and talked about trying to lose weight. As they got into it, one pulled a giant doughnut from her purse. “Is that allowed on your diet?” the first woman asked. “It’s OK on my second diet,” the eater replied. “You mean you are on two diets? I don’t get it.” “I had to change, the first diet did not give me enough to eat.”