June 30th Humor
@ One day I walked up behind my wife of 19 years and whispered into her ear, “I love you.” Without saying a word, she went over and marked it on the calendar.
# With the cutbacks at our company everyone was doing more work in the same amount of time. My supervisor handed me another task to complete and I said, “I do not know how I can get this done. I am already doing two people’s work and I am overloaded.” His reply was, “Work through lunch.” I responded, “I already am working through lunchtime.” His rejoinder, “Then take a longer lunch.”
Sally and her boyfriend broke up. Before long she heard that her ex boyfriend was going out with Sue. One day she and Sue met. Sue proudly announced that Sally’s ex had asked her to marry him. “Uh-Oh,” Sally replied, “I was afraid he would do something desperate.”