July 13th Humor
@ Diamond is one of the hardest substances know to man – especially to get back.
Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went. “Excuse me,” she said to the sales lady behind the counter, “Will a small deposit hold that bracelet until my husband does something unforgivable?”
I liked the radio report that there was bad news and good news with the Cuban Five Year Plan. The bad news – awful crops -manufacturing output poor – no heating oil. The Good News – it will be a whole lot better than under the next five year plan.