July 13th Humor

@ Diamond is one of the hardest substances know to man – especially to get back.

Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went.  “Excuse me,” she said to the sales lady behind the counter, “Will a small deposit hold that bracelet until my husband does something unforgivable?”

I liked the radio report that there was bad news and good news with the Cuban Five Year Plan. The bad news – awful crops -manufacturing output poor – no heating oil. The Good News – it will be a whole lot better than under the next five year plan.