July 18th Humor
* A man phoned the local fire department one night and asked, “Is this where I report a fire?” “Yes”, he was told. “Listen,” said the man. “I just moved in here, I spent thousands of dollars in my yard. I hired a great landscaper…” “Where is the fire?” interrupted the officer at the station. The man continued, “We dug out all the old stuff, we put a new lawn and trees…” “Is your house on fire now?” asked the officer. “No,” said the man, “but the one next door is and I don’t want anybody come in and ruin my flowers.”
Students, what is man’s noblest friend? The hot dog – it feeds the hand that bites it.