July 19th Humor
* A mother and daughter were watching a movie from the 1930’s on the classic movie channel. As it ended with the usual romantic embrace and fadeout to violin music the teenager remarked, “Gee, Mom your movies end just where our movies start.”
Two inhabitants of hell taking a walk when a frigid breeze blew by. The storm dumped several inches of snow. The man looked around in amazement. “What’s going on?” One asked. “Only thing I can figure,” replied his companion, “is that the Indians just won the World Series.”
A woman borrowed a DVD from the Memphis library and brought it back the next day. She indignantly complained to the clerk, “I got this movie about the “King and I” and there nothing in there about Elvis at all.”