July 7th Humor
* The Police Station had been quiet for most of the week . Things were so slow that detectives were playing cards to pass the time. “What a life,” grumbled one of the officers, “no fights, no thefts, no drunks, no murders, nothing.” “Now rest easy Mike,” said the captain, “things will break soon. You got have more faith in human nature.”
@ An American tourist stopped at an Inn in a small French village and ordered a couple of scrambled eggs for lunch. Afterward he noted with astonishment he had been charged five dollars a piece for the eggs and asked, “Are eggs scarce here?” “No, monsieur,” said the innkeeper. “Eggs are plentiful. But Americans, they are scarce.”
After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season with his slingshot, the judge suggested setting up a date for him to return with both the money for the fine and his proof of community service that way the judge said, “You can kill two birds with one stone.”