August 9th Humor
After the rookie pitcher walked the third straight batter manager strolled up to the mound. “Son, I think you’ve had enough.” “But look who’s coming to bat,” whined the rookie. “I struck this guy out the last time he was up.” “Yeah I know,” said the manager, “but that was still in this inning.”
A senior lady encountered a weathered sea hand on the docks and her curiosity overcame he and she asked if those tattoo marks wash off his arms. He responded, “I can’t say lady.”
Driving down the busy highway that goes to the resort town of Myrtle Beach South Carolina my wife and I were stunned by the number of restaurants. One of the restaurants got our attention with a sign that alerted tourists: “Last Italian restaurant for 100 yards.”