August 29th Humor
* Speaker: “I have been allotted only ten minutes for this topic and I don’t know where to begin.” One of the crowd called out, “Begin at the ninth minute.”
“I’m going home mother. I should’ve listened to her 20 years ago.” “Go ahead, honey, she’s still talking.”
After reading about our local senator holding a record breaking filibuster, our young daughter became intrigued with the idea. She announced, “When I grow up, I want to run for the senate and be the greatest flabbergaster of all time.”