September 2nd Humor

* I joined a Civil War reenactment club. Next weekend, were burning down Atlanta.

Two sailors were adrift on a raft of planks from their sunken ship. They were sunburned,  hungry and tired and had given up hope of rescue. One got on his knees and began to shout a prayer. “Oh Lord, I have been worthless in my life. I have been unkind to my wife. I have abandoned my children and lived sinfully, but If you will save me, I promise.” Just then the other sailor shouted, “Hold it, I think I see land.”