September 8th Humor
The judge asked the bailiff, “What crime has this man committed?” The bailiff said, “He was a witness when a perp robbed a store and killed the owner. We are holding him as a witness.” The judge asked, “And where is the killer?” the Bailiff explained, “he is out on bail.”
# Women have better best friends than men do. Because man’s best friend is a dog and a girls best friend is a diamond and a diamond does not make a mess on the rug.
@ Secret Service guys are very brave. What other job are you asked to take a bullet for your boss? Well, other than working at “711”