September 12th Humor
* An avid Browns fan went to the corner pub with his dog. He had to do a lot of talking to convince the owner to allow the pup to stay in the bar while the game was on. The dog was well behaved during the game and mostly watched the TV and the bar patrons. In the fourth quarter the Browns kicked a field goal and the dog went nuts. He barked and jumped and wagged his tail and licked everyone. The bar tender was impressed. He asked the owner, “What does that dog do when the Browns score a touchdown?” The owner explained, “I don’t know. I have only had him two years.”
@”Why do cowboys wear their Stetson hats pushed up on the sides?” “I don’t know Jake why?” “So that three people can fit in the pickup truck.”
A salesman phoned a customer at a large company and got the secretary. He asked for Mr. Smith and the secretary explained, “He is out to lunch right now, but he will not be gone long, nobody took him.”