September 29th Humor
@ When the San Francisco police hauled a man into court for driving in a two person minimum carpool lane, the man claimed his dog, riding shotgun, as a passenger. The motorist added that he was partially blind and the dogs barking warned him of approaching cars.
Maybe this is why Pete Rose isn’t in the Hall of Fame: “Pete was probably sitting in some bar and told this guy he wouldn’t make the Hall of Fame.” “That’s crazy,” the guy replies, “Of course, you can get in. Look at all the records you set.” “I’ll bet you a million bucks I don’t get elected.”
* My girlfriend goes to a ladies only gym called “Curves”. The name refers as a celebration of a woman’s natural body shape, the shape God intended. I go to the gym called “Chunks.”