October 15th Humor
* A man who will sit all day on a stinky pier waiting for the fish to bite will come home and get upset if his wife is 10 minutes late with dinner.
I was part of the crew on a very long commercial flight; we had on board an irate first-class passenger who could not be pleased. “I’m going to have your job,” he finally exploded at one of the flight attendants. “Sir,” she replied politely, “you’re going to love it. You meet the nicest people.”
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy. ‘Are you the manager?’ she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. ‘Actually, no,’ he replies. ‘Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,’ she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. ‘I’m afraid I can’t,’ breathes the barman, clearly aroused. ‘Is there anything I can do?’ ‘Yes there is. I need you to give him a message,’ she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them. ‘Tell him,’ she says, ‘that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies’ toilet.’