October 19th Humor

As I was nursing my baby. My cousin’s six-year-old daughter, Chrissy came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast-feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers she remarked, “my mom has some of those, but I don’t think she knows how to use them.”

@ As a college professor, my husband has published several books. When he finished his latest book, I stopped at the supermarket to get some treats and bought some ice cream and champagne. As the clerk bagged my purchases she asked, “Celebrating something?”   “Yes”, I replied, “My husband just finished a book.”  The young lady thought for a moment and asked, “Is he a slow reader?”

A medical student was asked a question on his life science test. List four advantages of breast milk: He wrote: 1. no need to boil to kill the germs. 2. Cats can’t steal it.   3. Available on demand, but then he ran out of answers until he recalled … 4. Comes in attractive containers.