October 26th Humor

My neighborhood was so tough: We had criminals attacking people with chewed off shotguns. The school newspaper had an obituary column.  That even the police station had a front door with a peep hole.

A state trooper stopped Sarah Palin on Interstate 75, and noticed as he was checking her driver’s license, that she had a concealed carry permit, and was a member of the NRA. Somewhat surprised, he asked, “got any guns with you ma’am?”  She said, “Yes, a 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 magnum in the console and a 38 special in my purse.”  The trooper said, “LADY, what are you scared of?”  She said…. “NOT A DAMN THING!”

# My son was going to college. It would be the first time he would be on his own and as his mother I tried to teach him how to handle the necessities of life. We talked about doing his own laundry.  I explained about bleach and laundry detergent, how to sort clothes and how to read the care labels on garments. When we were all done, I asked, “Do you understand what we just went through?” He said,  “Yes,” and I suggested the best way to learn was by doing. So we sorted the laundry and I sent him down stairs to do a couple of loads. He was down there for a while with no sound and then he called up the stairs, “Mom, which one is the washer?”