October 27th Humor
@ “I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” “I would not join the kind of club that would have me as a member.” – Groucho Marx
When my son Christopher was 10 years old, he asked me to help with a classroom assignment he was given. “I have to make a list of the things that had not yet been invented when you were 10,” he said pencil poised over paper. “Well, for starters, the wheel,” I replied waiting patiently for the laugh that never came. I felt even worse when he wrote it down. “Okay, the wheel,” he said. “What else?”
A football fan is guy who yells at the quarterback that cannot find the receiver 50 yards down the field and then goes into the parking lot and cannot find his own car.