Day: November 3, 2016

@ There was an older minority state employee driving a dump truck down a New Jersey road at a high rate of speed. The state trooper clocked the truck and pulled him over. The trooper got his license and asked, “Do your know you were going over 60 miles per hour in this truck?”  “No seh, I didn’t know that.”   “Haven’t you got a governor on that truck?”  “No seh, the governor is in Trenton, that is fertilizer that you smell.”

Three ex-US presidents are caught in a tornado, and sent off to the land of OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the great wizard. “What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?”  Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: “I’ve come for some courage.”   “No problem,” says the wizard. “Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?” Up stepped George Bush sadly and said, “I’m told by the American people that I need a heart.”   “I’ve heard it’s true,” said the Wizard. “Consider it done.” Then there was a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there looking around, but does not say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “What do you want?” Clinton asks, “Is Dorothy here?”

A woman was telling friends how First Aid classes had prepared her for an emergency. “I saw woman hit by a car, she said. The poor woman had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull fracture.” “How horrible. What did you do?” “Thanks to my first aid training I knew just how to handle it. I sat on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting.”