November 4th Humor

@ A guide was escorting a tour through a museum in London. “The Egyptian Mummy you see in front of you is over 5000 years old. It is possible that Moses saw it.”  A lady asked her husband, “How could Moses have seen it? When was he in London?”

@ Have you ever noticed that in the old monster movies that no matter how slow the mummy walks it still always catches the girl?
The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick… Two women trying to kill each other over a pair of shoes.