November 14th Humor
@ The reason New Yorkers are depressed, because the light at the end of their chunnel is New Jersey.
When Disneyland celebrated its 40th anniversary, Disney officials. Buried a time capsule, reports Jay Leno. They say it will be dug up in 50 years or when the last person in line at Space Mountain gets to the front. Whichever comes first.
In Africa there is an old fable: There was a lion and bull and the Lion decided he was the better animal and attacked and ate the bull. He was so proud of his accomplishment that he stood up tall and roared and roared for all the world to hear. The hunter’s heard the roar and killed the lion. The moral of the story: When you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut.