Day: November 22, 2016

# I was a score keeper for my son’s basketball team. At my office one day after one game, I ran into the husband of the woman who scored for the other team. “Roy, it it’s been a while,” he said “What have you been up to lately?”    I replied without thinking, “I scored with your wife last night.”

@ An officer on patrol found a man walking back and forth up and down the street of three clock in the morning. He asked “What are you doing here? The the man explained, “I forgot my key, officer, and I am  waiting for my children to come home and let me in.”

* A hockey coach was told that his star center had been hit and suffered a concussion. The assistant told him that the player did not who he was. The coach responded, “Good, Tell him he is Wayne Gretzky.”