November 30th Humor
One of the recent protestors was heard talking to his girlfriend on his cell phone. “I am going over to get my unemployment check and then over to school to see if my Pell grant came through, and then get the food stamps and on the way back get my test results at the free clinic. We need to be back downtown at noon for the protest against the greedy establishment.”
* My friend gave the toast at a silver anniversary party and misspoke. He raised his glass and said, “Twenty five years, Now that’s a mill stone for anyone.”
@ We were in an airplane site seeing over the Grand Canyon and parts of Arizona. The captain told us to look out the left side of the plane and we could see the crater that had been made by a giant meteor impact thousands of years ago. The lady in the seat ahead of us commented, “Boy, if that thing had hit a little further to the right it would hit the highway.”