December 2nd Humor
Office manager was asking a female applicant if she had any unusual talents. She said she and won several prizes at crossword puzzles and in a slogan writing contest. “That sounds interesting,” the manager told her, “but we want somebody who will be smart during office hours.” “Oh,” said the applicant. “That was during office hours.”
The barber was trying to encourage a man not to worry about getting a shave. The barber said, “We pay you a dollar for every nick we make that draws blood. Why, sometimes customers walk away from here with a whole lot of money.”
* Late at night one of the inmates at an insane asylum yelled out, “I am Napoleon.” Across the hall someone yelled back, “How do you know?” Napoleon said, “God told me.” From another room a voice yelled out, “I did not.”