December 5th Humor
Sign at the edge of town. “You are now leaving Los Angeles county. Resume normal breathing.”
@ A man stopped at a South Dakota blood bank to make a donation. Afterward, he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American. The donor struck up a conversation and asked. “Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?” “Yes,” the man replied. “Are you a full-blooded Sioux?” “Well, actually, no.” said the man. “Right now I am a pint low.”
“Well, little man,” inquired the kindly old visitor, “When did you first see the light of day?” “Two years ago.” “But you are much older than two”. “Sure, but I was in Pittsburgh for the first five years.”